Meek or Weak? Sometimes my life makes my left eye twitch and gives me a tension headache, but that’s only a response to marital bliss. Relationships are hard work. This is why we have pets. They don’t answer back with what we don’t want to hear. Their barks, purrs, tweets, and grunts can be interpreted pretty much however we want. Other than unintended “accidents” at inappropriate times and in unintended locations, they really aren’t too much trouble. They might smell, but they don’t offend. If only all relationships were that easy. I mean, why would a dating service be called Eharmony , anyway? How about Disharmony or Edissonance? An even better name would be Lock Horns and Hold On . It would be more true to the practical reality of trying to make a relationship work. After all, it is difficult to maintain a “ gentle and quiet spirit ” when contemplating murder. Someone said, “ Can’t live with ‘em…can’t shoot ‘em !” while thinking of the opposite sex, and I unders
